I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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