..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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