so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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