Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
