I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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