you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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