Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
soo... how was my night?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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