I bet he comes in French.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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