You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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