Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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