He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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