4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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