No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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