Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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