If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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