And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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