Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
