I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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