let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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