Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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