where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
