we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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