Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
