I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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