I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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