This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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