I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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