We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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