Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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