i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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