Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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