I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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