oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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