I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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