you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
my poor anus
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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