doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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