I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
vagina is talking i cant
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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