That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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