I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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