her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
