connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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