I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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