I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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