Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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