i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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