That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
