So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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