I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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