K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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