i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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