I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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