can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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