So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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