is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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