you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
My breasts were aching with rage.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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